Hmm...Sounds Familiar?

No one ever wants to make the coffee,
but everyone wants to drink it.

Your boss is happy as long as he has the last word.

Your boss sees you walking out the one day you have to leave early.

Your pens will disappear long before they run out of ink.

Everyone always laughs loudest at the boss' jokes.

It's amazing what you hear when a co-worker forgets to press the mute
button on a conference call.